Bash Compactor: Eternal Cool

I collaborated with my friend/colleague Matt Harvey on my B.C. piece this week...it turned out to be a lot more fun than going to a party alone. Who knew?

In which we talk to Sonic Youth and their offspring, and find out some important things.

Bash Compactor: Who's the Boss?

Making a Monkey Out of Mike Edison

(and Jon Spencer and Christina Martinez and myself, OMG)

Bash Compactor: Awkward Times With Vampire Weekend

It's awkward when you're assigned to cover a party thrown for people you kinda sorta knew in college but weren't really friends with. Fortunately, awkward usually leads to funny.

This Bites

Bash Compactor: Susanne Bartsch's Vandam Party

Trannies are the best people ever to party with but they hate the goddamn devil sun.

Mercurial Thermometers

Bash Compactor: Burning Angel Party

This party was a lot more fun than I thought it would be, and I think I got hollered at by DJ Jess.

Sex Site Celebrates Seventh

Bash Compactor: America Takes Williamsburg

Can you spot the hipster grifter at this rad photo show?

It's like the Brooklyn version of Where's Waldo.

Passing the Bar: Alligator Lounge

Alligator Lounge took over Lost and Found and the results were passable.

It hasn't lost its bite.

I.U.D. Feature

I.U.D. is Lizzie Bougatsos from Gang Gang Dance and Sadie Laska from Growing. They are amazingly creative and talented people and they got me drunk on fancy wine during the interview, which is always a plus.

Womb and Doom