Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bash Compactor: Air Sex World Championships

Air sex is like air guitar, but instead of playing an imaginary guitar, you're fucking your imaginary friend. It was actually v. entertaining. Warning: man ass content.

Viceland Blog

I just realized I've never posted any of the things I've written for the Vice blog in here. Why not? After all, as Lesley Arfin once said, Vice is The Fonz of magazines. I guess I was kind of scared my family might find some of the scandalous things I've written and call me up to verify I'm not a virgin anymore or something. I also don't want them knowing what a cynical fuck I've become. But the older I get, the less I care about these matters. Here are a few articles I've written for Fonzie.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Blank Dogs Feature

This guy makes weird, good, post punk-ish music all by his lonesome. He also runs a record label and hangs around at shows listening for new music he might like while chewing gum and generally being awesome.