I'm Broke-ass Stuart's Broke-ass of the Week

Answers to questions like, "I wonder what Jamie eats when she doesn't feel like cooking?", "does Jamie take a lot of cabs?" and more.

Are you a hipster?: Hipsters don’t exist. They’re mythical beasts parents tell their kids about at bedtime in an attempt to scare them into growing up normal.

Bash Compactor: Die Young, Stay Pretty

“I have a bomb. If it doesn’t go well, I’m gonna kill everyone including you so you can’t tell anyone about it.”

If you see sthng, say sthng?

What Sank the Shank?

a. coke dick

b. "a steady flow of mismanagement"

c. poorly behaved teenagers

d. all of the above 

Bash Compactor: Trouble and Birth

“I’m eating a red velvet chocolate cake that tastes like the blood of Hello Kitty,” she yelled over the pounding dub step. “Want some?” 

Bash Compactor: Dunn Deal

Jancee Dunn used to be on MTV and then she wrote a book. Now she has written another book.

Bash Compactor: Nice Beaver

Hardy harr harr.