You do win friends with salad.

But not just any salad. Christmas Salad. This is the healthiest thing to ever appear in Vice.

Sundelles Feature!

"Do you like Bauhaus? Yeah? Let's watch a video."

Bash Compactor: Dark Days

Waxing nostalgic for the good old days is as important a rite of passage for any freshly minted New Yorker as learning the subway system or ordering drugs.

I checked out some art for Vice the other night. Awesome pagan Christmas art.

FLAMING FIRE PRESENTS ETERNAL CHRISTMAS: A YULETIDE DREAMLAND

Bash Compactor: The Shank 2.0

“I just got back from Princeton. Have you seen Animal House? I got asked for ‘Shout’ like three times.” 

Bash Compactor: Big Papa

Rumor has it Utzman's charm was not enough to keep the peace into the wee hours, when a man drunk on hubris and Tecates took a swing at him but was quickly ejected.